"Those are the longest toes I have ever seen!" I usually hear this from others who notice my bare feet. However when I was getting checked by my new knee doctor he added, "I have seen LOTS of feet in my life... you have the longest toes by a mile". Thanks doc.
The secret's out now. In the same note this was a BEA-U-TI-FUL trip to the doctor. Besides getting made fun of, my knee yanked on and about 25 more x-rays, I received the most thorough treatment of my life! The end conclusion was that I need an MRI and possibly a CT scan for further understanding. I might have patella subluxation AKA: dislocated knee cap. I also have symptoms of a torn meniscus. The doc's comment was, "well I can't fit you into a box of 'torn ACL'. I can see there's an injury here, but it is definitely not your normal injury". So if I understand that correctly I'm out of the box with long toes... maybe I could use my toes to climb back in and get something fixed, ha!