Parker's got it. Clearly his hands, feet and mouth are not suffering. Thanks Parker for that blue jello all over the floor though. Your siblings had fun cleaning that up for ya. Ha, ha... slaves.
Note to other moms, trying every remedy imaginable on your baby's "diaper rash/yeast infection", it's NOT a diaper rash! Apparently it's a virus. When you're tired of nothing working and feel like your baby will die with the chicken pox, give up. Use absolutely nothing and the rash starts to go away. Weird.
*And if you post on facebook that your kid has a super contagious virus , that counts as getting a sub for primary chorister right? I heard myself say, "Just post it on facebook and when you're absent in church someone will figure it out." So that's what I did. Justin calls it irresponsible. I call it I don't care. Probably the same thing.