A chub of this:
Some generous shakes of this:
2 cans of this:
And what, 5 minutes of my time? I think I heard angles singing. Maybe we could call it high class ghetto meat? Either way it's delicious and fast. (and I almost ate all the meat myself) Where were these ideas 8 years ago when all I could make was Easy Mac?!
PS. While stealing the roast beef image I found it's also good for this here.