I got up from resting this afternoon and it smelled like the house was on fire! Went in the kitchen... nothing. Go outside and (smoker cough here) the sky is beginning to look like this! What the? Apparently 50 miles over the hill everyone is being evacuated.
You know why LA is getting hit by all these fires... it's the 2nd coming! You can't just be all gays rights crazy on the Lord's church and expect to get away with it! No way, you're gonna burn.